We keep hearing something about "lame ducks." Please see the enclosed picture. We don't think fishing and bathing is so lame. What gives?
Happily full and clean,
Friendly Tourists
Dear Friendly Tourists,
The term "lame duck" refers to politicians who have been disabled by a lost election. Please visit our state again for the finest fishing and bathing anywhere.
You are most welcome,
Mr BirdBander
